Abusive Balloons | Cool Sh*t You Can Buy




In request of inclination for things that could be damaging, mine in diving request would be stepfather, relationship, spray painting inked all over, and inflatables at the top. Since these

Abusive Balloons

are actually how I feel each time I go to some poop party. Regardless of whether it’s a birthday, initiating or wake, undermine the enthusiastic effect of the event with these cheeky and discourteous inflatables, which are nearly as hostile as your stench-ridden breath which you’ll use to fill them. They come in packs of 4 red, yellow and orange inflatables which read “Screw Me You’re Old, Happy Fucking Whatever, and This Party Is Shit”. I’d prefer to include my very own recommendation “Everybody Here Will Eventually Die”.


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