Fortune treats will in general have a 50:50 fulfilling to-frustrating proportion.
Sometimes, you’ll get a treat that is stale, wet and clearly past its lapse date. What’s generally disillusioning, however, is the point at which your fortune — a term that, for this post, we’ll be utilizing freely — is not so much persuasive but rather more … you know .. WTF-y.
A fast Twitter search of the hashtag “#fortunecookie” uncovered incalculable photographs of fortunes that left clients feeling a little duped. Look through probably the most unusual underneath.
Have you at any point aired out an odd, mean or frightening fortune? Offer your best ones in the remarks.
So like my evaluations were downright awful and my father said we’re going to talk when he returns home aND THIS WAS MY FORTUNE COOKIE twitter.com/cunstruct_/sta…
— maria c: (@cunstruct_) April 13, 2013
Shocked by the fortune treat we got post Jewish Xmas twitter.com/samsteinhp/sta…
— Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) December 26, 2011
i think my fortune treat just revealed to me I will before long become a stripper… twitter.com/fouseyTUBE/sta…
— Yousef Erakat ™ (@fouseyTUBE) April 6, 2013
Is my fortune treat hitting on me? twitter.com/samsteinhp/sta…
— Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) April 2, 2013
— 9GAG Tweets (@9GAGTweets) April 1, 2013
— Matt Sussman (@suss2hyphens) March 27, 2013
Hear ya on that one, man.
Hey, I didn’t state it. My fortune treat did twitter.com/DaNaLa13/statu…
— ChaoticPerfection (@DaNaLa13) March 16, 2013
Sassy fortune treat is cheeky. twitter.com/awkwardnoodles…
— ~rice cooker~ (@awkwardnoodles) March 2, 2013
— Patrick Corbin (@PatrickCorbin11) March 1, 2013
— Marissa Colon (@Marissaa_82) April 21, 2013
Consider your mind blown! ow.ly/hoSUo
— CollegeHumor (@CollegeHumor) February 4, 2013
Had Chinese for supper today around evening time – obviously this was my fortune treat… twitter.com/dittowizard/st…
— Ditto P. Beast (@dittowizard) February 4, 2013
Might be the most legit fortune treat ever. twitter.com/TulaneTerry/st…
— Ian Terry (@TulaneTerry) February 1, 2013
*cracks open a fortune cookie* what the twitter.com/electrolemon/s…
— ☆ lil lemon ☆ (@electrolemon) January 12, 2013
Well if this isn’t the most foreboding fortune treat I’ve at any point gotten. twitter.com/gamespite/detail…
— Jeremy Parish (@gamespite) January 7, 2013
— Jessie Rose James (@TheJessicaJames) January 4, 2013
Dammit! I was going to watch the game on TiVo after dinner!
Oh fortune treat stop it youre making me become flushed twitter.com/teeawgo/status…
— †H|ΔGØ (@teeawgo) November 27, 2012
— CHEERLEΔDING L♡VE (@CheerleadingL) November 18, 2012
— Kasra Ghanbari (@kasraghanbari) (************************************************